Having a septum ring and being asked by all the relatives if anyone ever pulls you around like a bull…
Not sure if this one has been said before. I got my ears pierced at 2g recently and then realized I had a bit of a dilemma: my sensitive, healing ears no longer fit comfortably inside my Turtle Beach headphones I use when playing online games -_- I have to expand the headset all the way to get even a decent fit onto my ears.
It’s gonna be worse when I start stretching…
Newly stretched to 0g. Bought hider plugs. Skin tone is between two tones and neither looks quite believable..
Everyone automatically assumes I must be into S&M kinks.
*I am, but it has nothing to do with my piercings. Dont make assumptions*
“Oh you’ve got gauges?”
“I only like the tiny ones anything past this *indicates 3mm* is gross”
“Why aren’t you wearing those spike things they’re cooler”
“is that a real hole?!?! can you fit things in it?”
“you’ll look so stupid when you’re old that’ll never go back”
“oh i have plugs too!” *points to red bleeding blowouts with acrylic tapers*
Do those go all the way through??
- Me: Hello attractive person.
- They: Nice tats and gauges.
- Me: Goodbye.
- *single tear shed
Those awesome moments when a well maintained and healed piercing decides to flare up just for fun.