Having a septum ring and being asked by all the relatives if anyone ever pulls you around like a bull…
Not sure if this one has been said before. I got my ears pierced at 2g recently and then realized I had a bit of a dilemma: my sensitive, healing ears no longer fit comfortably inside my Turtle Beach headphones I use when playing online games -_- I have to expand the headset all the way to get even a decent fit onto my ears.
It’s gonna be worse when I start stretching…
(via gongfuchan)
I made this forever ago and totally forgot about it. I never know how to respond to this!
(via farrahfuckingflawless)
Upcoming job fair
Newly stretched to 0g. Bought hider plugs. Skin tone is between two tones and neither looks quite believable..
People hear that I’m getting my nipples pierced.
Everyone automatically assumes I must be into S&M kinks.
*I am, but it has nothing to do with my piercings. Dont make assumptions*
*when people notice my stretched ears*
“Oh you’ve got gauges?”
“I only like the tiny ones anything past this *indicates 3mm* is gross”
“Why aren’t you wearing those spike things they’re cooler”
“is that a real hole?!?! can you fit things in it?”
“you’ll look so stupid when you’re old that’ll never go back”
“oh i have plugs too!” *points to red bleeding blowouts with acrylic tapers*
me: “WHY”
Cheek piercings
Do those go all the way through??
Modified Problems
- Me: Hello attractive person.
- They: Nice tats and gauges.
- Me: Goodbye.
- *single tear shed
Modified Problems
Those awesome moments when a well maintained and healed piercing decides to flare up just for fun.
